Joke

Some joke I found in a fanfiction… Kudos to jAnon of fanfiction.net…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. I don’t know where, let’s say they were taking a nice little trip in the country somewhere. It’s not important.

They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson. ‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me, what do you see?’

Watson replies, ‘Why, I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes old fellow.’

Sherlock Holmes answers, ‘And what do you deduce from that?’

Watson thinks for a bit. He’s determined to give Holmes an answer that’s going to hit it right on the head. For once in his life, he won’t hear his friend say somethin’ along the lines of ‘elementary, my dear Watson,’ the phrase is getting a bit stale.

He thinks and thinks and he can feel his brain spinnin’ its gears and the grey cells chuggin’ away. Eureka! He has an epiphany. This is surely the answer Holmes is looking for.

‘It’s quite simple, Holmes. If there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, then it’s quite likely that there are some planet that resemble earth, simply due to the laws of probability. And if there are a few earth like extraterrestrial bodies, then we might also speculate the existence of life on those planets.’

Haha! he thinks, triumphant. I’ve got him now. He give himself a little pat on the back. Well done, Watson old boy, well done.

But Holmes says, ‘I’m afraid I have no idea what you’re going on about, my dear Watson. The fact that we are able to see the stars simply means that someone has stolen our tent.’

Fullmetal Alchemist Original Soundtrack 1

Artist: Akira Senju
Album: Fullmetal Alchemist Original Soundtrack 1 (OST for Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
Download: Mediafire

1.Main Theme ~The Fullmetal Alchemist~

2.Laws of Alchemy

3.again ~Anime Version~

4.Nightfall in Central City

5.Fire in the Sky

6.Clash of the Alchemists

7.Lurking

8.Mist

9.Spiral of Truth

10.Mortal Sin

11.One is All, All is One

12.Requiem of the Brigadier General

13.Uso -“FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” ED Ver.-

14.Lullaby of Resembool

15.Interlude

16.Hologram ANIME Ver.

17.Far East Suite

18.Beneath the City

19.Fifth Laboratory

20.Fanfare for the Brave

21.Trisha’s Lullaby

22.Concerto ~Brotherhood~

23.Hum of the Streets

24.Beyond the Walls

25.Next Chapter

26.Home ~en route to Resembool~

27.Lapis Philosophorum

28.Happiness ~Requiem from “The Blind Alchemist”~

29.Home ~a house on the hill~

30.Overture ~Brotherhood~

31.LET IT OUT -“FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” ED Ver.-

Fullmetal Alchemist Original Soundtrack 3

Artist: Akira Senju
Album: Fullmetal Alchemist Original Soundtrack 3 (OST for Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
Download: Mediafire

1. Rain (TV size)

2. Knives and Shadows

3. March of the Moving Dolls

4. Crime and Punishment

5. Ante Meridiem

6. Consonance

7. The Intrepid

8. Tribute to W.C. I

9. The Forbearer

10. Envy Revealed ~Adagio~

11. Laws of Alchemy ~Instrumental~

12. Heroic Bolero

13. A Soldier’s Honor

14. Amestris Military March

15. Tribute to W.C. II

16. The Pendulum

17. The Day the Sun Disappeared

18. Dissident’s Creed

19. In the Fray

20. Lapis Philosophorum ~Chant~

21. Violoncello’s Lament

22. Sorrowful Stone

23. Main Theme ~The Alchemist~

24. The Awakening

25. Philosophorum Omega

26. Nightfall in Central City ~Fin~

27. Epilogue ~A New Journey~

28. Main Theme ~Homage to Alchemy~

29. Trisha’s Lullaby ~A Reminiscence~

30. RAY OF LIGHT (TV size)

31. Resembool’s Lullaby

The panda of FMA!

Shao May or Xiao Mei… Whatever… Lala

Wow… Al is so evil he’s at the TOP!

I’m very certain Ed has Selective Bias Attention… That is the only thing I remember from my Organizational Behavior subject… Such a pity…